SARDAR AND POLICE

Sardar to police:- kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke alava sab saman le gaye,

Police:- TV kyon nahi legaye?

Sardar:- TV to me dekh raha tha!!!

WORK IS NEVER PROMOTED

People who do lots of work...
Make lots of mistakes,

People who do less work...
Make less mistakes,

People who do no work...
Make no mistakes,

People who make no mistakes...
Get promoted

2008 CRICKET AWARDS:

Best Umpire: Ricky Ponting

Best Australian Players: Steve Bucknor, Mark Benson

Honest Team: Australia

Best Actor: Michael Clarke

Honest Player: Symonds

Ponting and Co

Procter:Did you call Symonds as Monkey?

Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.

Procter:So you did

Bhajji : (Silence)

Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.

Bhajji : Sad

Ponting& Co : !!???

Ponting : hey,Symonds.What he said?

Symonds : What ever,he is banned.You can bat well next game.

Ponting : No,Anil is also there,ask him whether he can ban him also.

Symonds : We'll see in next match,if he takes your wicket,we'll complain.



TELL ME HOWSAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Judge And A Lawyer

Judge:You are crossing the limits.

Lawyer:Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge:How dare u call me saala?

Lawyer:My Lod,I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Bush And Sardar

Bush to Sardar: Do You Know Swimming?

Sardar: No

Bush: A Street Dog Is Better Than You

Sardar: Do You Know?

Bush: Yes

Sardar: Then What's The Difference In You And A Street Dog...

Joke For Passing

Kuchh likho to aisa likho ki,

kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye,

har shabd me bharo dard itna ki ,

examiner bhi pass karne ko majboor ho jaye

A Maths Sir And A Student

Maths Sir:A=B,B=C,so A=C.

Prove this method with example.

Student:Sir,I Love You,You love your daughter,so I Love your daughter.

sir:???

Sardar And A Teacher

Teacher:wer were u born

sardar:thiruvananthapuram

teacher:spell it

sardar:sorry,i was born at goa

Wife Is Knife

College is 4 knowledge, Knowledge is for life,

Life is for wife,But wife is knife which cut your life.

so never choose your wife in college life.

Internet Course

Internet per ladki patai

Internet per ho gayi sagai

Intenet per divorce ho gaya

Is bahane computer ka course ho gaya

Khuda ka Karishma

Log kehte hai k khuda ne apko badi fursat me banaya hai,

thik hi kehte hai,

faltoo kaam fursat me hi to kiye jaate hai...